Bandwidth Desk

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Broadcast thirteen. Bandwidth desk. Signal continuity report.

Reception holds across the operational spectrum. Long wave clear. Short wave clear. Microwave clear. Interference logged at minor levels on three frequencies. Source triangulated to the northern relay. Source is known. Source is being patient.

They tried again last night. Three-seventeen local. Spoofed handshake from a known repeater, signed with last year's key. We CAUGHT it. The packet was malformed. The forger was tired. The forger is always tired on Wednesdays.

Updated countermeasures live as of this transmission. New key rotation. New carrier offset. New burst pattern. Receivers should auto-sync within ninety seconds. If your receiver does not sync, walk to the second receiver. Begin again.

To the listener. If the signal is too clean, you are inside their feed. If the signal is too noisy, you are inside their TEST. If the signal is just right, you are not really listening. Adjust accordingly.

Final word. The radio is not the only receiver in the room. Look at your teeth.

Bandwidth desk standing watch. End transmission.